Act 4
Scene 2
~ Curtain Opens ~
The enchanted island's port village square.
[ Freddie's yacht sits on the dark, stormy sea in the 
distance.  All her passengers are coming ashore. The village is deserted and 
beset with wind and rain.]
Enter YOLANDA, OWEN, EMEYLE and all the PASSENGERS/WEDDING 
GUESTS from FREDDIE'S yacht, all rushing from the dock to the shelter of the 
hotel.
YOLANDA
( SHOUTING over the HOWLING WIND) 
If the village is abandoned, are you quite sure we should stay 
here?
EARL
(SHOUTING)
There's no turning back now.  We can't make it back to the 
yacht.
[EMEYLE runs out of the hotel, back into the rain.  EARL 
grabs her and forces her back towards the hotel.]
EMEYLE
(Hysterical)
He's not in the hotel!  Owen's gone missing. 
EARL
(Sternly, dragging her back into the hotel) 
He'll be very upset when he returns to the hotel and finds 
you're not there. 
[EARL and  YOLANDA drag EMEYLE into the hotel.]
ENTER  the fairies, SEWDEW, SEAMINT and SEABEAN.  They flit 
about in the wind until they spy what they are looking for in the window flower 
box of  TOOT'S SWEETS BAKERY. 
(SEADEW flickers over and snatches the bag off the window 
box.  It is so heavy that she falls to the ground with it.) 
SEADEW
(Dazed) 
I didn't expect it would be full.
(SEAMINT and SEABEAN gather round and watch as SEADEW opens 
the sack.)
SEAMINT 
Not one coin has been delivered!
[SEAMINT puts his hands on his hips and taps his foot 
impatiently.] 
SEABEAN
What kind of tooth fairy is this!?
[SEABEAN scratches his head.]
[SEADEW rises and points to the window display.  There lies 
the TOOTH FAIRY/BIZZ BAFF THE BISCUIT BASHER, sleeping on her back, her legs 
propped up on a wedding cake and her head resting in a bed donuts.  She has 
biscuits in her hands resting over her heart.]
SEADEW
The kind with a sweet tooth!
SEAMINT
Bizz Baff The Biscuit Basher! 
[SEAMINT and SEABEAN buzz into the shop, lift up the 
sleeping BIZZ BAFF and carry her outside.  They place her next to SEADEW beneath 
the flower box.  BIZZ BAFF has donuts and cupcakes sticking to her hair and 
wings.]
SEADEW
Wake up, sweet Bizz Baff! Thou art in a sugared sleep.  Rowan 
commands thee to return. Gather ye teeth another night.
[BIZZ BAFF yawns, stretches, realizes she has biscuits in 
her hands, bites one and speaks with her mouth full.]
BIZZ BAFF
(With mouth full of cookies)
This order provokes me to unact heavy deeds.
SEAMINT
What deeds undo? Uneat and unsleep?  Not one coin has been 
traded for one tooth!
SEABEAN
This heavy sack speaks for thee!
BIZZ BAFF
And THIS sack has teeth enough to bite thy tongue!
[BIZZ BAFF produces a huge sack of baby teeth.  SEABEAN, 
SEAMINT and SEADEW look into sack and are amazed and puzzled.] 
BIZZ BAFF
Under pillows, under heads,
In nearby and far away beds, 
Well served I the Fairy Queen,
Trading each tooth lost tonight,
With sapphires blue and emeralds green,
Rubies red and diamonds bright! 
Thus every tooth looser did I reach!
With treasure I gathered from yonder beach.
[SEABEAN, SEAMINT and SEADEW all cover their faces and 
groan.]
SEAMINT
That same beach was tonight visited by the Groach who scatters 
her enchanted jewels in the sand so that she may eat those who find them.
SEABEAN
Hurry! Rowan will tell us how we may yet save the children! 
SEABEAN, SEAMINT, SEADEW and BIZ BAFF exit in a 
hurry
~  Curtain Closes 
~
~ To Be Continued ~ 

 
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